Lover Where Can You Be?!
Before I start this entry I am going to warn you my dear readers that I am about to slide into a potential TMI zone. The subject of today's rant is sex, particularly the sex I'm not getting. There is little TMI barrier here folks, so if that's going to bother you I suggest you veer away now...
...As for the rest of you nosey people interested in the gritty-nitty of my sex life (or lack there of) here it is: I NEED a man NOW! This isn't just a case of "Need-a-man Blues" this is a full out emergency situation (You know it's bad when you find yourself unconsciously stroking the side of a full Venti coffee container from Starbucks and getting turned on by the warm, smooth sensation...). In the past month I have gone from knowing the company of a man (or two) minimally once a week to NOTHING! Yes, nothing! You can't condition a person to getting it all the time and then cut them off abruptly like that, you're asking for trouble. The tide is way out and it needs to get back to shore pronto, otherwise a homicide is going to happen!!
How did this happen I'm sure you're asking (I at least hope your asking that, I'm sure some of you bitches are laughing at my plight.). Well it's simple, my usual two men have gone adrift for the summer. One is on an extended vacation and business travel until September (and even then I suspect he might not get back in touch) and the other is very depressed and stressed out by some changes in his life and won't come out of the house except to work. As for other incidental strangers I've had this summer they have all been one-cum ponies. You know the type: Really into you and make a lot of effort to get together and have red-hot sex, then once it's been had they up and vanish, never to grace your sheets again despite their promises to come back for seconds.
The culmination of these events has left me VERY high and dry. While orgasms can be had by oneself, they are NOT the same as the kind shared with another, and I am tired of cumming alone! Finding someone to satisfy me is not so easy either. It is imperative that I have release with a man with whom I'm comfortable and familiar, one who knows my spots and vice versa. Now is not the time to be learning a new manscape, I don't have the time or patience for that, I need a skilled practitioner. And with the short shelflife men in this town have, spending time learning and training a new one just doesn't seem worthwhile.
What to do, what to do!?! This situation has a very catch-22 feel to it. Is it really too much to ask that I have at least ONE good, regularly consistent man? Oh, lover where can you be and WHEN are you coming back!?!
