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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Ambiguous Fortune Cookie

So the last time I got Chinese take-out my fortune cookie contained the Gayest fortune ever. I had Chinese tonight for dinner and this time I got the most ambiguous fortune ever. It read:

"Try it, you might like it."

What the fuck is THAT supposed to mean!?! Try what exactly? There are plenty of things I could try that I may enjoy (many of which are X-rated) so without a little more clarification I am completely at a loss. Of late there is nothing in particular that I have been thinking about trying but have been hesitant to, so I am at a total loss as to what to make of this damn fortune.

I'm annoyed now. I should have ordered a pizza. Pizza boxes don't come with vague, cryptic messages on them, just your name, telephone number, and address...

Ranted at 08:38 PM | Permalink | Rant Back!! (1)

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I'm telling you...they're slowly taking over the world...one little message inside a damn cookie at a time!

Posted by: Michael | March 17, 2006 12:57 PM

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