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New Office Eye Candy

Despite the turmoil caused by the uncertainties of my department's future, there is something new and bright to look forward to at work. or should I say someone. Yes, the HR Gods have blessed us with yet another cute piece of office eye candy at work, this time in the form of a young (I'm thinking 21 or 22) part-time twink.

He's cute, shy, wears WAY too much overpowering cologne (the boy leaves a scent trail) and my Gaydar went off the moment I laid eyes on him. It didn't help that when we were introduced I gave him one of those blazing gazes and alluring smiles that make men jizz their pants. He got VERY embarrassed (the kid's face turned lobster red), grinned in shyness, and looked down at the floor wide-eyed. God I am such a sex crazed bitch! LOL

But no worries here kids. While he's cute and definitely fuckable (despite being a twig— I like my men thick and beefy) he's WAY too young for me. Besides I don't mix my pleasures with my workplace. I learned my lesson the hard way after that unfortunately incident with J.H. No, Mike keeps his dick in his pants when it comes to work, unless I'm in the bathroom taking a slash.

Still though, it will be nice to have something to look at to break up the tedium and stress. That is one of the nice things about working in a city like DC, you never lack for cute, young, office eye candy. It's literally everywhere. If not working in your office then it is in your building or on the street. Damn I sound like a pervert writing that. LOL

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