Conclussive Evidence Apple Hates Me
I am convinced now that Apple has a personal vendetta against me. It has been over a month since the order was sent into them for the personalized iPod Nano's my company gave us a bonus for working this year's Annual Meeting. All of my coworkers have gotten theirs (even the ones who had additional customizations done) except myself and the receptionist. According to a statement that the head of IT (who placed the order) received from Apple, apparently FedEx LOST the shipment containing mine and the receptionist's iPods and were in the process of recovering them.
You can imagine how irritated I am by this. Personally I think the receptionist is just an unfortunate bystander to a bigger conspiracy by Apple to screw me over. See Apple know I'm a PC person (Microsoft owns me) and they know I don't like most of their products (except iTunes). So they are trying to get me by denying me my iPod. I know it sounds crazy and maybe I should be on medication and possibly consorting with Mel Gibson but I'm telling you people this is no mere coincidence. Apple is out to get me! 
