Unfaithfully Yours
Well I've just been given one more reason to look down upon the ignorant mass and spot-urban development that is Maryland (as if I needed any). According to an article I saw today on MSN.com a woman by the name of Cathy Gallagher, who lives in Bethesda, has created a new greeting card line. No, it's not the idea of greeting cards that have me pissed off it's the subject matter of said greeting cards.
The idea behind this new line of cards is infidelity. Yes, infidelity. And not as in "you cheated on me and I'm in pain and can't forgive you" infidelity, but "to the person whom I'm running around on my partner with I love you" infidelity. Yes, this fat (I'm assuming she's fat as most Maryland women are) cow is cashing in on the cheaters market by making cards specially geared for those involved in extramarital affairs.
According to the article Mrs. Gallagher (yes, ironically enough she's a Mrs.) was inspired to create the collection after she saw a lot of her friends marriages being impacted by affairs. She wondered how the adulterers communicated with each other. Hmmm gee I wonder about that myself. Could it be you stupid bitch that they just go to Hallmark and buy a card like everyone else or use e-mail or the telephone!?! I guess that one was too obvious for someone who is a marketing executive of all things.
As you all can tell I am absolutely pissed off to the hilt. If there is one thing that pisses me off more it's people cheating on their partners. I have a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to that shirt and an even lower threshold for people who encourage it like this bitch! She should be ashamed of herself making money on other people's misery especially when her very own friends have been affected by infidelity.
I swear Cathy Gallagher should be dragged from her hill-billie hollow in MD and beaten in the street with a blunt instrument. I hope her husband cheats on her and uses one of her own cards to communicate with his mistress. THAT would be true irony and justice. The woman is no better than her marketing demographic. In fact she's worse. At least cheaters try to keep the shame on the down low, this woman wraps herself in and parades around like a beauty pageant contestant.
It really gulls me how insensitive and ignorant people can be about the consequences of their actions especially when the all-mighty dollar is involved. The saddest part though is that people are actually buying these cards and few are complaining. Another classic example of just what is wrong with American culture and society.
