Give Us Whores Not War
Who Needs Democracy... When you can have PORN!
Yes, people porn. That's what the Iraqi people want. Just see for Yourself:

OK, so it's just the Iraqi men who want the porn. But still. They are part of the populace too and why shouldn't they have their porn? After all, since Big Brother America invaded... er... "liberated" Iraq the people are free to do what they like, right? I mean they have this newly created democratic government they are running and everything.
And since it's all about promoting the American way of life (as well as filling the overflowing pockets of Republican oil barons) they simply MUST have porn. Why, it would be un-American if they didn't!