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Caught In The "Jude"

I know it's wrong but there are times I am happy that the paparazzi get the shots they do. This is perhaps every Gay man's dream come true: A FULL FRONTAL nude shot of Jude Law!

I read about this today on the net and then went in search of this soon to be legendary pic. Apparently he was changing his bathing suit on the front porch of his mom's house in the South of France. I don't know about you but if I were as famous as Jude (especially in light of his recent nanny scandal) I certainly wouldn't be changing in the open like that, even if it is a remote location. It's asking for trouble or publicity. Though I'm not complaining. It's a very nice view of a very yummy man!

Ironically enough many very ignorant Americans have been going on about how small Jude apparently is. What they don't realize is that he is uncut which makes his dick look smaller as it obscures his head plus he is bent over. If you look in the photo (which I will show you in a second) you can see that his cock hangs down BELOW the edge of his balls. And having dated an Englishman of sizable proportions I can tell you that Jude is no small guy. I am guessing based on my own experience and the pic that he is 6.5 to 7 inches when erect. That's quite full!

Just to be sure I was right in my estimates I asked John (the sizable Englishman mentioned above) and this is what he had to say:

"Is this the actual pic that they are discussing? If so, then my experienced eye would have to concur with you... that ain't no small dick! Look at the thickness of the head for one. Two he's bent over so most of the shaft is in the 'dark' and three what you can see is already bigger than average! They're jealous because he's also uncut!"

I couldn't have said it better myself. And now, with that in mind I am presenting the very picture right here for your viewing pleasure. ENJOY!

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