Bar None
Well I've had my first "getting thrown out of a bar" experience tonight. Jay and I got together for dinner and drinks earlier at Bennigan's. It was very nice and we had a good time. She had had a very long day at her internship. Apparently her psycho boss's ex-husband kicked it and Jay had to accompany her to the service. And this is work related how?
Anyway, so we got together and had a few drinks and good food and had an all around lovely time. Too lovely a time in fact. I got tipsy and Jay got a wee bit drunk. At about 10 something we made our way to the car and sat there for abit talking and giggling like school girls. It was at this point in time Jay suggested that we phone up D and confirm that the expression "pek pek" in Tagalog means pussy. Apparently Jay's mother always used this term when referring to the lower half of the female anatomy. D is fluent in Tagalog so we figured she'd know. Remember Jay was drunk and I was silly and playing off her drunkenness. A very silly phone conversation ensued in which D confirmed the meaning of pek pek and Jay drunkenly propositioned her and then went on listing how many of our female friends she would bang. God I love drunken Lesbians!
Thank God D has a good sense of humor, because anyone else would have been freaked out. She just laughed and then started looking up sex toys online. We have agreed that Jay is in need of a vibrator. It's no longer an option it is an emergency!
After we got off the phone with D, we decided to head over to Freddie's Beach Bar and Grill, the only Gay bar in all of Northern Virginia. Pathetic I know. We had a good time getting there though. In our alcohol induced silliness we put on the Robotech Vocal Collection and sang out of key as loud as we could as we sped down the highway. Ah, good times.
When we got to Freddie's Jay was still flying high but not staggeringly drunk. We got in no problem but then had an issue with the bouncer when we asked where the ATM was. He asked Jay if she had been drinking to which she replied yes and he told us that she couldn't stay. Apparently the bartender's wouldn't serve her cause she was already partially intoxicated. I have never heard of such shit in my life. Jay wasn't even going to drink anything alcoholic, but still the asshole wouldn't let us back in. I was pissed and was just like, "Fuck it then" As far as I'm concerned they didn't need my business.
So after that we went home. I was annoyed and Jay was a bit embarrassed but it was all good. We still had a lot of fun. God I have missed hanging out with her.
