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Whole Lotta Questions

I saw this on Ryan's blog and couldn't resist. It's basically a profile questionnaire consisting of a bunch of seemingly random but fun questions. So I filled it out (with a few minor edits and additions of my own). Enjoy!

1. First Name?
   Mike
2. Were you named after anyone?
   Yes, but I am not saying who. I come from a Catholic background originally, you figure it out.
3. Do you wish on stars?
   Generally, no. But if I see a shooting star yes. What can I say I'm a romantic at heart.
4. When did you last cry?
   Ooh, that would have been about 3 weeks ago. I finished re-watching the Macross TV Series. That last episode always makes me cry!
5. Do you like your handwriting?
   Not really. That also goes for my signature. I wish they were more artistic looking rather than just being sloppy and illegible.
6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
   Turkey.
7. What is your most embarrassing CD?
   Hmmm good question. I'm really not very ashamed of what I listen to. Let me think... Ah, yes there is that US Sailor Moon Soundtrack CD, "Luna Rock." I don't listen to it but keep it around for sentimental Otaku reasons. Those can't be justified!
8. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you?
   Absolutely! I may be a raving bitch but I am a good person who is very caring.
9. Do you have a journal?
   Not in the traditional sense. I used to keep a proper diary but pretty much everything get's put here, though when I do write non-published entries from time to time which I keep saved on disk.
10. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
    What the Hell do you think?
11. What are your nicknames?
    I have several. My favorite is so far is Yoda Master Manwhore. It's funny.
12. Would you bungee jump?
    Oh, Hell no! Mama didn't raise no fool.
13. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
    Yes.
14. Do you think that you are strong?
    Physically, not so much. Emotionally, yes. I have gone through a lot of shit and come out still alive. That counts for something.
15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
    Chocolate and Vanilla mixed.
16. Shoe Size?
    US size 11. And yes I have big hands too. You do the math...
17. Red or pink?
    Red.
18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
    My fluctuating weight and body shape.
19. Who do you miss most?
    I don't miss any specific person more than another. There are many people I miss.
20. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back?
    Well seeing as how I stole this from Ryan's blog that question really isn't applicable. I'd be interested in other people's answers though.
21. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?
    Black on black, baby!
22. What are you listening to right now?
    Stevie Nick's album "Trouble In Shangri-La"
23. Last thing you ate.
    Deep dish veggie pizza (with Jay).
24. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
    Crimson, or as D would put it, "Whore Red."
25. What is the weather like right now?
    Mild.
26. Last person you talked to on the phone?
    Jay
27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
    Whether or not their outfit is tasteful and coordinated or is just an atrocity constructed from every piece of couture that is currently in vogue.
28. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
    Again I stole this from ryan's blog, but yes I like him. he is a nice guy.
29. Favorite Drink?
    Softdrink: Pepsi. Alcoholic: Strawberry daquiri.
30. Favorite Sport?
    I only like bedroom sports.
31. Hair Color?
    Brown.
32. Eye Color?
    Blue-green.
33. Do you wear contacts?
    Nope but most of my friends do.
34. Favorite Food?
    Pizza.
35. Last Movie You Watched?
    The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
36. Favorite Day Of The Year?
    I don't really have one. It used to be Christmas though.
37. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings?
    I don't like scary movies so happy endings.
38. Summer Or Winter?
    Between the two, Summer. I prefer Spring and Fall though.
39. Hugs OR Kisses?
    I like both, but if I had to choose hugs.
40. What Is Your Favorite Dessert?
    Strawberry Cheesecake.
41. What is your favorite pair of shoes?
    That would be my kicky black ankle boots with side zipper and faux belt straps.
42. What is the most trouble you've ever been in?
    I really don't remember, besides that is relative to where you are in life. I've never killed anyone or committed any real crimes.
43. What should you have gotten in trouble for but didn't?
    Again subjective. I haven't gotten away with any "crime" that i feel should be prosecutable.
44. How do you feel about laundry?
    It piles up too quickly but smeels nice once it's been washed. I don't mind washing it, it's the folding that bothers me.
45. What Books Are You Reading?
    I'm not reading any currently.
46. What's on the wall to your right?
    Nothing but stone.
47. What was the last thing you watched on TV?
    The news.
48. Favorite Smells?
    Wet earth. flowers like lillies and gardenias. Summer rain on hot asphalt.
49. Favorite Sounds?
    Rain falling on the roof and against the windows. guitars, pianos, saxaphones, and drums.
50. Rolling Stones or Beatles?
    Beatles. They knew when to break up and not drag out a dead carear.
51. What's the furthest you've been from home?
    Approximately 850 miles.
52. Do you have a special talent?
    I have many special talents.
53. Do you have a dishwasher?
    Yes and I love it.
54. Have you ever had sex?
    Well I didn't acquire the nickname 'Manwhore' by accident did I?
55. What's your favorite board game?
    Monopoly, especially when I play with Miriam. She is ruthless at that game like I am.
56. What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
    How much longer can I sleep before I'm late?
57. Do you screen your cell phone calls?
    Sometimes depends on my mood and the circumstance.
58. How do you feel about marriage?
    It is a beautiful concept that has been blown completely out of proportion by society. I believe all people regardless of their gender and sexual orientation should be allowed to marry. Marriage is meant to be the highest acknowledgement of commitment, period.
59. What is most important in life?
    Love.
60. Do you like to drive fast?
    Yes but I am trying to be better about not doing it.
61. Storms?
    What about them? I like them. Is that the question?
62. What was your first car?
    My Cherrypopper of course! A gorgeous 2004 berry red Saturn L600.
63. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
    Yes, they are yummy.
64. If you could have any job...?
    Making phat-ass cash via all of my artistic pursuits (drawing, writing, web, music, etc.)
65. Is the glass half empty or half full?
    The glass isn't completely full period which is not good cause my buzz is wearing off!
66. Do you type with your fingers in the right keys?
    No. I never could master home position. So just stuck with visual touch typing. I'm sure I can smoke the average typists ass too. I average about 65 or more words a minute, so there!
67. What movie do you hate?
    Jesus, just about every one that comes out of Hollywood these days. there are just too many to name.
68. What's under your bed?
    Don't ask, I don't. It's dusty and messy and not good for my Fung Shui but I have no other place for the crap.
69. What's your biggest "irrational fear"?
    No fear is irrational if you ask me, there is always some rational basis for it.
70. If you were a Smurf, which would you be?
    Smurfette. Not only was she the only "normal" one but she was also getting action from ever straight male smirf in that village. Talk about working it!
71. Worst roommate experience?
    I have never had a roommate thank God. I despise living with other people, I need my own personal space.
72. Worst line you ever heard?
    "How could you do this to me if you loved me!?!"
73. What's the funniest rejection you've ever served or received?
    "There's a sewer cover over their. Go slither back from wence you came."
74. Who's your coolest relative?
    My brother I guess, I'm not a big "family" person.
75. Do you have any pets?
    Yes, a highly neurotic sheep dog named Merlin. I love him though.
76. What do you think about abortion?
    Nothing wrong with it so long as you excercise the choice responsibly.
77. What's your favorite wattage of lightbulb?
    100. I like really bright light.
78. How do you feel about racial slurs?
    They aren't nice but they are a reality that will never disapear completely no matter how much people try.
79. Are candles cool?
    Yes, very. I liked scented candles a lot.
80. Do you like your mom and dad?
    I love my mother even though she drives me crazy at times. My father is nothing more than a sperm donor as far as I'm concerned. The man is an honest-to-God sociopath.
81. Have you ever smoked a cigarette?
    Yeah, I took up smoking for about a month then quit. Haven't touched the cancer sticks since.
82. How do you take your coffee?
    With lots of cream and sugar. Taupe is the best flavor.
83. AOL Instant Messenger: overrated or underrated?
    So in need of a retirement home. I fail to see how such an obsolete and limited messenger program is able to survive compaired to Yahoo! and MSN Messenger.
84. How do you feel?
    Tired.
85. What element or natural force is a constant in your life?
    The rain.