An Unpleasant Situation
Well I got an instant message today from F.O.B. Dear God, today was busy enough as is, without this. The conversation speaks for itself. Take a look:
NOTE: This conversation appears in most of its original unedited format. I have tried to add helpfull comments and explainations when possible.
| F.O.B. |
hi baby
how are you |
| ME |
Hi. I am good. How are you? |
| F.O.B. |
we meet one more time in hotel |
| ME |
no
I am not having sex with you |
| F.O.B. |
you dont like me
me don't like you
for sex
you liven |
| ME |
liven? I don't understand
I understand you "you don't like me"
I do not want to have sex with you. |
| F.O.B. |
you are bad you broked my heart |
| ME |
I met with you like promised
I never said I would have sex with you
I never tried to hurt your feelings |
| F.O.B. |
ok
i love you
always i love |
| ME |
you do not know me. You do not "love" me. You like me. You think I am cute.
That is not love.
love takes a long time to grow. |
| F.O.B. |
im romantic |
| ME |
That is very sweet. You are a nice guy, but it is not going to work out between us. |
| F.O.B. |
im ugly i dont have hair that is the problem right |
| ME |
NO!
You are not ugly. You and I are too different.
We do not fit.
You are a nice man. I hope you meet another nice man who yoiu fit with.
I don't want to hurt your feelings or break your heart. But I don't know what to say to make this easier. |
| F.O.B. |
i will see some time
with friends
may be when i speck a lot inglish |
| ME |
maybe... I think we are very different people. You are nice. But we do not
have many things in common. |
| F.O.B. |
both are gay |
| ME |
That isn't enough
Tomorrow the sun will shine. You will see. |
| F.O.B. |
thanks
i need one clon |
| ME |
"clon"? What is a clon."? |
| F.O.B. |
you remenber dolly chip
clonation |
| ME |
yes. I understand
You do not need a clone. You just need to meet the right guy.
You will meet him. you will see. |
| F.O.B. |
i need you no are right |
| ME |
I am not right for you.
one day you will meet the right man. Just keep your eyes open. |
There was some silence for a bit and then he logged off. I really hope he got it now that things aren't going to work out. With any luck I'm free. *Sigh* Maybe I really am just a sucker...
